Jake. 20. Big Bitch.
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heckbennett:

The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???

quickweaves:

Me before I get my check: capitalism is killing us all this is a corrupt system

Me when I get my check: BROKE NIGGAS MAKE ME SICK. THROW UP!

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

m45c:

ethereal


Seeing Foxy but its only 12 a.m

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sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks